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Alfred de Musset,
Victor Hugo, Napoleon.
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Even to me.
Isn't that true, Manuel?
:35:05
Yes, indeed, sir.
Many, many, many times.
:35:08
Well, not that many.
:35:10
But a skating instructor.
:35:13
A skating instructor!
:35:14
It is always a skating instructor.
:35:17
Or some such specimen.
:35:19
- Isn't that true, Manuel?
- Absolutely, sir.
:35:22
Remember dear little
Madame Dumelle...
:35:25
...and Marmaluc the Terrible Turk?
:35:27
There you are.
:35:28
A wrestler from the Folies Bergére.
:35:30
There was Madame Laura
and the swimming coach.
:35:33
Hurry up, Manuel.
:35:35
And Madame d'Albert
and the riding master.
:35:38
Mademoiselle Monique
and the weight lifter...
:35:39
...Madame Bocher and the plumber.
:35:42
That's enough, Manuel.
You've made your point.
:35:44
Here, put this in your mouth.
:35:46
One can't be a Don Juan
to one's valet, can one?
:35:50
I only keep him to prevent him
from talking to others.
:35:54
Oh, come, Gaston, cheer up.
:35:57
Cheer up? I couldn't be
in better spirits.
:36:00
Good. I'm delighted
the deadly affair is over.
:36:02
The woman was common.
Plainly and unmistakably common...
:36:06
...from her painted toenails
to the top of her bleached head.
:36:09
I'm glad to be rid of her.
What do we do today?
:36:13
What do we do?
:36:15
We're going to Honfleur, naturally.
:36:17
Are you mad?
I never want to see her again.
:36:20
Of course you don't.
:36:22
But you're not going to
let a woman have the last word.
:36:25
Where is your sense of honor?
:36:27
Your male patriotism?
:36:28
Nonsense.
:36:29
Listen to your uncle, Monsieur Gaston.
He's an old campaigner.
:36:33
How would you end it?
:36:35
I'll write her a note.
:36:38
There is no way of writing it
without it reeking of wounded pride.
:36:42
Victor Hugo couldn't pull it off.
:36:45
Then I'll telephone her.
:36:47
And what would you say?
:36:49
"Liane, you deceived me
with a skating instructor."
:36:53
"I never want to see you again."
:36:56
You'll sound like
a jealous schoolboy.
:36:59
That's impossible.