:36:00
Good. I'm delighted
the deadly affair is over.
:36:02
The woman was common.
Plainly and unmistakably common...
:36:06
...from her painted toenails
to the top of her bleached head.
:36:09
I'm glad to be rid of her.
What do we do today?
:36:13
What do we do?
:36:15
We're going to Honfleur, naturally.
:36:17
Are you mad?
I never want to see her again.
:36:20
Of course you don't.
:36:22
But you're not going to
let a woman have the last word.
:36:25
Where is your sense of honor?
:36:27
Your male patriotism?
:36:28
Nonsense.
:36:29
Listen to your uncle, Monsieur Gaston.
He's an old campaigner.
:36:33
How would you end it?
:36:35
I'll write her a note.
:36:38
There is no way of writing it
without it reeking of wounded pride.
:36:42
Victor Hugo couldn't pull it off.
:36:45
Then I'll telephone her.
:36:47
And what would you say?
:36:49
"Liane, you deceived me
with a skating instructor."
:36:53
"I never want to see you again."
:36:56
You'll sound like
a jealous schoolboy.
:36:59
That's impossible.
:37:01
That's true.
:37:03
That's true.
What do I do?
:37:05
You go to Honfleur
and throw her out like a man.
:37:09
That's a bore.
:37:10
A bore? Not at all.
:37:13
It's pride.
:37:15
Just imagine your chagrin
:37:16
When she sees you wander in
:37:18
And you find her
With that slippery "seòor"
:37:21
What a moment supreme
:37:23
When she totters with a scream
:37:25
- What will she do?
- Scream.
:37:26
- What did yours do?
- Scream.
:37:28
- What do they all do?
- Scream.
:37:30
It's a bore
:37:31
But think of the bliss
:37:33
Of the pleasure you would miss
:37:35
When she topples in a heap
:37:36
And you leave her there to weep
On the floor
:37:40
It's a bore
:37:41
You must catch her if you can
:37:43
For the dignity of man
:37:45
Take advantage of the chance
:37:46
You owe it, sir, to France
This is war!
:37:50
All right
:37:51
But it's a bore