It Happened to Jane
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:47:02
George, would you bring my suitcase?
It's in the garage over the mulcher.

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I'm coming!
:47:25
Of course, that's when he started
charging rent for the tracks.

:47:28
All right, Jim.
:47:30
While I applaud your independence
and admire your combative spirit...

:47:34
I'm afraid I fail to see where defendant
herein has transgressed the legal bounds...

:47:38
which are the constitutional right
of all citizens.

:47:41
Harry Foster Malone transgressed
when he murdered my lobsters.

:47:44
Murdered her lobsters.
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I know where he can get a job.
:47:49
Well, Jim, what's your question?
:47:51
Actually this, sir. Mrs. Osgood, are you not
invoking sympathy for your cause...

:47:55
on purely emotional and feminine grounds?
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Bright boy.
:47:59
- What has that got to do with the facts?
- Precisely.

:48:02
Let's hear from Lois.
:48:04
The preceding panellist was obviously
obfuscating the issues involved here.

:48:08
A not-uncommon masculine gambit
in 20th-century America.

:48:11
Stupid little broad.
:48:13
Mrs. Osgood, how can I help?
:48:20
Left hand? Are you telling me
there are southpaw lobsters?

:48:23
Oh, yes. Certainly there are.
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You see, all lobsters, as you know,
have two large front claws.

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Now, one is very heavy
and has blunt teeth...

:48:33
that's the powerhouse claw, and the other
is smaller and has sharp teeth...

:48:37
Naturally, I'm nervous, George.
You don't know what it's like to be on TV.

:48:41
If it hadn't been for Larry,
I don't know what I would have done.

:48:44
Where is good old Larry?
:48:46
Well, the poor boy
is just about ready to collapse.

:48:48
You don't know what he's been through.
Now they want me to do The Big Payoff.

:48:54
Well, you're a most
persuasive young woman.

:48:56
Walt Framer has agreed to break precedent
just this once...

:48:59
which means the cash value of the prizes
that your knight in shining armour...


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