:48:02
Let's hear from Lois.
:48:04
The preceding panellist was obviously
obfuscating the issues involved here.
:48:08
A not-uncommon masculine gambit
in 20th-century America.
:48:11
Stupid little broad.
:48:13
Mrs. Osgood, how can I help?
:48:20
Left hand? Are you telling me
there are southpaw lobsters?
:48:23
Oh, yes. Certainly there are.
:48:26
You see, all lobsters, as you know,
have two large front claws.
:48:30
Now, one is very heavy
and has blunt teeth...
:48:33
that's the powerhouse claw, and the other
is smaller and has sharp teeth...
:48:37
Naturally, I'm nervous, George.
You don't know what it's like to be on TV.
:48:41
If it hadn't been for Larry,
I don't know what I would have done.
:48:44
Where is good old Larry?
:48:46
Well, the poor boy
is just about ready to collapse.
:48:48
You don't know what he's been through.
Now they want me to do The Big Payoff.
:48:54
Well, you're a most
persuasive young woman.
:48:56
Walt Framer has agreed to break precedent
just this once...
:48:59
which means the cash value of the prizes
that your knight in shining armour...
:49:03
has won for you, will be sent
to Harry Foster Malone as rent...
:49:06
immediately following the program.
:49:18
Now then, panel...
:49:19
I am not gonna ask this lady
to reveal her correct name to us...
:49:22
because if we knew her name,
we'd know her secret.
:49:25
So we will simply call her Miss X.
:49:27
Now, Miss X, if you'll whisper your secret
to me, we'll reveal it to the folks at home.
:49:38
I must say ordinarily we would not accept
such a secret on our show...
:49:42
but I've been talking
a lot to this lady backstage...
:49:44
and I tell you, by golly, I think she's right.
:49:47
I want that man
barred from my railroad for life.
:49:51
Now, we'll start the questioning
with Bill Cullen, please.
:49:54
Ma'am, this male that you're involved with,
is he human?
:49:59
He certainly is not.