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- I've never...
- Of course.
:15:03
- Never.
- Naturally.
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Yes.
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Sister Sharon?
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Sister Sharon?
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Jim Lefferts is an honourable man.
But so was Brutus.
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And we all know that Brutus was
an anarchistic, alcoholic assassin.
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Jim "Lucifer" Lefferts calls you good
PeoPle of Zenith suckers, slickers, saPs
:15:40
He attacks the way you worshiP I don't
notice him attackin' booze or Prostitution
:15:47
Lucifer Jim says he wants to save you
:15:49
How? By stabbin' Jesus with dirty lies?
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By assassinatin' God?
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I have here in my pocket -
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and thank heaven you can't see them -
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lewd, dirty, obscene...
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And I'm ashamed to say this.
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..French postcards.
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They were sold to me, in front of
your own innocent high school,
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by a man with a black beard. A foreigner!
:16:20
- Shocking!
- And last night...
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last night, right here on Main Street,
I was accosted by three painted women!
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- The tramps.
- Your streets are made unsafe
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by shameless, diseased hussies,
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raPacious PickPockets,
and insidious oPium-smokers
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And Elmer Gantry.
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This newspaper... this newspaper
says everybody's against me.
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The mildewed Methodists, Episcopalians,
and Baptists are against me.
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Even the ossified, petrified, horizontal,
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perpendicular Presbyterians
are against me!
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But this newspaper lies!