1:06:07
You! I should take that wedding present
and break it over your head.
1:06:12
That's gratitude after I got you out of jail.
1:06:15
- You got me into jail.
- So we're even.
1:06:17
- When you didn't show up I fainted.
- It's all his fault.
1:06:21
- Not entirely.
- Want to hear what the doctor said?
1:06:23
- He'll need coffee.
- From you I don't need anything.
1:06:26
- I'm going to have a baby.
- If my wife wasn't going to have a baby...
1:06:31
- What?
- That's right.
1:06:33
Liebchen!
1:06:38
That's just what the world needs.
Another bouncing baby Bolshevik.
1:06:43
- I was so afraid you wouldn't want it.
- I want dozens.
1:06:46
- So do I.
- So does the Party. They encourage it.
1:06:49
- We must outproduce the West!
- I hear they got a new plan now.
1:06:53
Instead of a woman taking nine months,
nine women are going to do it in one.
1:06:57
The minute we arrive we must get on the
waiting list for the people's obstetrician.
1:07:02
No, I'd like to fly over my own doctor.
And my old nurse and my governess.
1:07:06
What for? The state
takes care of everything.
1:07:09
At six months the baby will be enrolled in
the people's nursery school.
1:07:13
Naturally we will visit every other Sunday.
1:07:16
- Every other Sunday?!
- You can bring him some Pablum.
1:07:19
With a file in it.
1:07:21
Imperialist stooge.
1:07:23
And of course we'll see him on May Day.
1:07:25
He'll be marching by in the parade.
We can wave to him.
1:07:29
You can also wave to him on Lenin's
birthday and on Yuri Gagarin's birthday.
1:07:33
- He'll be parading all the time.
- At least it'll keep him off the streets.
1:07:37
The tickets.
1:07:38
Where are the tickets? We must find out
when the next train leaves for Moscow.
1:07:42
Forget it, Piffl.
You're not going to Moscow.
1:07:45
You can't even get back to East Berlin.
1:07:47
- Why not?
- Because you're an American spy.
1:07:50
- Who said so?
- You did. Don't you remember last night?
1:07:53
You signed a confession.
Ein amerikanischer Spion.
1:07:57
Nein.
1:07:58
- Nein, nein, nein.
- Ja. Ja, ja, ja.