1:07:02
No, I'd like to fly over my own doctor.
And my old nurse and my governess.
1:07:06
What for? The state
takes care of everything.
1:07:09
At six months the baby will be enrolled in
the people's nursery school.
1:07:13
Naturally we will visit every other Sunday.
1:07:16
- Every other Sunday?!
- You can bring him some Pablum.
1:07:19
With a file in it.
1:07:21
Imperialist stooge.
1:07:23
And of course we'll see him on May Day.
1:07:25
He'll be marching by in the parade.
We can wave to him.
1:07:29
You can also wave to him on Lenin's
birthday and on Yuri Gagarin's birthday.
1:07:33
- He'll be parading all the time.
- At least it'll keep him off the streets.
1:07:37
The tickets.
1:07:38
Where are the tickets? We must find out
when the next train leaves for Moscow.
1:07:42
Forget it, Piffl.
You're not going to Moscow.
1:07:45
You can't even get back to East Berlin.
1:07:47
- Why not?
- Because you're an American spy.
1:07:50
- Who said so?
- You did. Don't you remember last night?
1:07:53
You signed a confession.
Ein amerikanischer Spion.
1:07:57
Nein.
1:07:58
- Nein, nein, nein.
- Ja. Ja, ja, ja.
1:08:00
Isn't that thrilling, darling?
Why didn't you tell me?
1:08:03
But I'm...
1:08:05
I'm not a spy. It's not true.
1:08:06
Makes you think about
those other confessions.
1:08:09
Another hour and they'd have had you
confessing to germ warfare in Laos.
1:08:13
- You did this to me.
- Or was it your communist chums?
1:08:17
We'll tell them it was a trick.
1:08:19
Think they'd believe me,
an imperialist stooge?
1:08:22
- I shall kill you.
- Easy, or you'll end up in the people's ER.
1:08:28
Otto, darling.
What are we going to call the baby?
1:08:38
My dress. What did you do to my dress?
1:08:41
- Schlemmer.
- Yes, sir?
1:08:43
- I'm sorry I didn't shave this morning.
- My dress! It's ruined.
1:08:46
- Any trouble getting out of East Berlin?
- I had trouble in West Berlin.
1:08:50
I was picked up by
an American soldier in a Jeep.
1:08:53
Wanted to take my picture
for something called Playboy.
1:08:56
- Get out of those silly clothes.
- Yes, sir. If I can have my suit?
1:08:59
It's in your office.