1:23:03
- Why can't I have my chicken?
- Luggage.
1:23:05
OK, take those over to the Hilton.
1:23:07
- You want initials on the bags?
- He doesn't even have a name yet.
1:23:11
No, no, no, no.
1:23:12
He's right, darling.
Always white wine with chicken.
1:23:16
Out of a glass, stupid.
1:23:19
Ja, you know everything. Which wine
to drink, which fork to use for fish.
1:23:23
Which knife to stab
the proletariat in the back with.
1:23:25
How would you like a little fruit?
1:23:28
The count is waiting in the office.
1:23:30
- Scarlett, keep working on him.
- Darling, use the finger bowl.
1:23:33
- Don't pack his old clothes.
- What shall we do with them?
1:23:36
- Burn them, but first disinfect them.
- Wait.
1:23:39
My Party membership book is in there.
I'm paid up till December.
1:23:55
Sitzen machen. Hello, there.
1:23:58
- Waldemar von Droste-Schattenburg.
- MacNamara von Omaha, Nebraska.
1:24:03
Would you tell me why I was summoned?
1:24:05
Every minute I am away from my post
it costs me two Marks in tips.
1:24:09
OK. How would you
like to become a father?
1:24:12
- At my age?
- I'd like you to adopt a young man.
1:24:15
And the tip is 2,000 Marks.
1:24:18
- Good day, sir.
- Hold on.
1:24:20
Just because I'm reduced to
earning my living in a washroom
1:24:23
does not mean that I am willing to
peddle the dignity of my family name.
1:24:27
We date back to the Second Crusade.
1:24:30
We have one of the oldest bloodlines
in Europe and one of the most inbred.
1:24:34
I am a direct descendant
of Philip the Bleeder.
1:24:37
So your proposition is not only
preposterous, it is highly insulting.
1:24:41
- Make it 10,000.
- I'll give you 3,000.
1:24:44
I come from a long line of bleeders.
1:24:46
- Don't cut the price.
- 4,000.
1:24:48
I will have you know that I'm distantly
related to ex-King Farouk of Egypt.
1:24:52
- 3,500.
- What happened to 4,000?
1:24:54
It's a deal.
1:24:56
Send Piffl in.
1:24:58
For an additional 500 Marks
I will include the family crest.