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Here it is.
By Steve Sherman.
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''Our president is making another
experiment in futility
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by attempting to convince
our transigent French ally
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that intransigence itself is militarily
self-hallucinatory.''
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To me it makes sense.
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Listen. Who needs you to tell us
how to run our government?
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Believe me, our government's
in good hands.
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Huntley and Brinkley.
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You know something?
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Joe Bergner, of J. Bergner,
lncorporated, Fifth Avenue,
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you ain't telling me anything that
l hadn't already figured out.
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- You are absolutely right.
- Of course l'm right.
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l am no H.L. Mencken.
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Got through college because
l could kick a football a mile.
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Graduated ''magna cum lager.''
Who am l fooling?
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Not J. Bergner, lncorporated.
Dresses l know. Dresses l sell.
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You're a football player.
Write about football.
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Or that. You know, that's something
l'm equipped to handle. Sex.
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''They paraded through the streets
of Paris,
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the unwed maidens in search
of husbands.
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The city quivered with unfulfilled
desire.
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And as night fell on this
capital of love,
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almost every girl had been--''
Continued tomorrow.
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lt'll sell papers.
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Look, the girls are gonna see
St. Catherine now.
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l'll tell you one thing: any saint wants
to get me married
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will have to get up very early
in the morning.
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l'm with you. Here's to the bachelors
of the world. May our tribe increase.
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- How?
- Automation.
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Look. They're off and running.