2:21:00
Well, let's call her a good friend, shall we?
2:21:03
I beg your pardon?
2:21:05
Listen to me, I don't like the tenor
of that question.
2:21:07
What the girl does here is our affair.
2:21:11
Your affair is to get her back
so she can continue doing it.
2:21:15
Well, I'm dashed!
2:21:19
## What in heaven
could have prompted her to go? #
2:21:22
# After such a triumph at the ball #
2:21:24
# What could have depressed her? #
2:21:26
# What could have possessed her?
I cannot understand the wretch at all ##
2:21:32
Higgins, I have an old school chum
at the Home Office. Perhaps he could help.
2:21:36
Think I'll give him a ring.
2:21:39
Whitehall: 7244, please.
2:21:44
## Women are irrational
That's all there is to that #
2:21:47
# Their heads are full of
Cotton, hay and rags #
2:21:50
# They're nothing but exasperating
Irritating, vacillating, calculating #
2:21:54
# Agitating, maddening
And infuriating hags ##
2:21:58
I want to speak
to Mr. Brewster Budgin, please.
2:22:02
Yes, I'll wait.
2:22:08
Pickering, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
2:22:13
I beg your pardon?
2:22:15
Yes, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
2:22:19
## Men are so honest, so thoroughly square #
2:22:22
# Eternally noble, historically fair #
2:22:25
# Who, when you win
Will always give your back a pat? #
2:22:28
# Why can't a woman be like that? #
2:22:32
# Why does every one do
What the others do? #
2:22:35
# Can't a woman learn to use her head? #
2:22:38
# Why do they do everything
Their mothers do? #
2:22:41
# Why don't they grow up
Well, like their father instead? #
2:22:44
# Why can't a woman take after a man? #
2:22:47
# Men are so pleasant, so easy to please #
2:22:51
# Whenever you're with them
You're always at ease #
2:22:54
# Would you be slighted
If I didn't speak for hours? #
2:22:57
# Would you be livid
If I had a drink or two? #