2:22:02
Yes, I'll wait.
2:22:08
Pickering, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
2:22:13
I beg your pardon?
2:22:15
Yes, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
2:22:19
## Men are so honest, so thoroughly square #
2:22:22
# Eternally noble, historically fair #
2:22:25
# Who, when you win
Will always give your back a pat? #
2:22:28
# Why can't a woman be like that? #
2:22:32
# Why does every one do
What the others do? #
2:22:35
# Can't a woman learn to use her head? #
2:22:38
# Why do they do everything
Their mothers do? #
2:22:41
# Why don't they grow up
Well, like their father instead? #
2:22:44
# Why can't a woman take after a man? #
2:22:47
# Men are so pleasant, so easy to please #
2:22:51
# Whenever you're with them
You're always at ease #
2:22:54
# Would you be slighted
If I didn't speak for hours? #
2:22:57
# Would you be livid
If I had a drink or two? #
2:23:00
# Would you be wounded
If I never sent you flowers? #
2:23:03
# Well, why can't a woman be like you? #
2:23:07
# One man in a million may shout a bit #
2:23:10
# Now and then
There's one with slight defects #
2:23:14
# One perhaps whose truthfulness
You doubt a bit #
2:23:16
# But by and large
We are a marvelous sex #
2:23:20
# Why can't a woman take after a man? #
2:23:23
# Cause men are so friendly
Good-natured and kind #
2:23:26
# A better companion
You never will find #
2:23:29
# If I were hours late for dinner
Would you bellow? #
2:23:32
# If I forgot your silly birthday
Would you fuss? #
2:23:35
# Would you complain
If I took out another fellow? #
2:23:39
# Well, why can't a woman be like us? ##
2:23:45
Is Mr. Brewster Budgin there?
2:23:47
Bruzzie, you'll never guess who this is.
2:23:53
You're quite right, it is. Good heavens.
By George, what a memory.
2:23:57
How are you, Bruzzie?
Nice to hear your voice.