:55:01
- Will you shut up?
- He's got the bloody lights on!
:55:03
- Turn the lights off!
- I want to read this to you!
:55:05
I know what it is. I drew it up!
:55:07
It is an order assigning me
to a demolition unit in Portland!
:55:09
- I know what it is!
- What are you yelling about?
:55:12
- Don't you ever knock?
- All right, I'm sorry!
:55:14
For Pete's sake, Charlie.
Will you stop jumping around?
:55:18
I'm naked, dear.
I'm looking for something to put on.
:55:22
This is my best friend, you dotty witch,
not the house detective.
:55:25
Now, just stand at attention
while Cmdr. Madison and I confer.
:55:30
Charlie, ever since
you're away all the time...
:55:32
I have to dig up my own girls.
:55:34
The Admiral came into my office
yesterday morning and said...
:55:38
"I want Madison immediately assigned
to a demolition unit."
:55:41
I cut your orders.
You and your camera crew...
:55:43
report to the port commander, Portland.
2200 hours, June 4.
:55:45
Tomorrow is June 4.
:55:47
I know tomorrow is June 4.
Fill in the names.
:55:49
What names?
:55:50
- Names of your camera crew.
- I don't have any camera crew.
:55:52
What's the matter with you, Bus?
:55:54
I know you don't have any camera crew.
:55:56
But by 1000 hours tomorrow morning...
:55:57
I'll cut flight orders
for this camera you don't have...
:56:00
on the 1900 hours flight to Portland...
:56:02
with a copy of each to COMINT, SHAEF,
COMNAVEU, COMLANCRABEU...
:56:06
and Port Commander,
Portland, PORLANCRABEAU.
:56:09
It will take me two hours
to rescind those orders...
:56:11
let alone draft new flight orders...
:56:13
new requisition orders, new pay orders.
:56:15
Don't get swept up with the sheer artistry
of it all.
:56:17
Look. These orders specifically
assign me...
:56:19
to the 6th Naval Engineer Unit.
:56:21
That makes this whole silly movie,
official Navy business...
:56:24
with a copy each for COMINT, SHAEF,
and PORLANCRABEAU.
:56:30
- The balloon is going up any day now.
- Will you stop...
:56:33
No. The Admiral's been at Southampton
to Supreme Command...
:56:36
more often than he's been in town
this week.
:56:38
Now, Charlie! Trust me.
:56:42
All right.
:56:44
Bus, could you assign Emily and me
to the Lake District next week?
:56:48
That's lovely up there.
:56:54
This one really takes the cake.
:56:58
We don't have anything
in the Lake District, Charlie.