:12:00
Wait a minute.
:12:02
Thank you very much.
:12:03
No.
:12:04
You crazy or something?
:12:07
Thank you, missis.
:12:08
If there's anything
that you want,
:12:09
you just ask Alexis.
:12:11
Uncle Stratos,
visitors from England.
:12:14
Good afternoon.
:12:16
What are you doing here?
:12:17
FRANCES:
We've come to stay...
:12:19
if you have
no objection.
:12:20
She has let you
the room?
:12:21
This is a hotel,
isn't it?
:12:23
I mean, it is
the custom in Crete...
:12:25
to let room to visitors,
or am I mistaken?
:12:29
How did you hear
of Aghios Georgios?
:12:31
FRANCES: Someone told us
at the hotel in Heraklion.
:12:33
I'm a musicologist.
I collect folk songs.
:12:37
What kind of songs
do you expect to find here?
:12:39
Um, the song that this hotel
is called after, for one.
:12:44
Now, do you mind?
We'd like to rest.
:12:48
All right.
You can spend the night here.
:12:51
FRANCES: That's
extremely kind of you.
:12:53
Couldn't we at least
have a bath?
:12:55
There is no bath here.
:12:57
Alexis will give you water
to wash in if you wish...
:12:59
or else there is the sea.
:13:02
There is a bus leaving
for Isle Mykonos tomorrow.
:13:05
(Speaking Greek)
:13:08
Swell.
:13:09
Really.
:13:11
My Uncle Stratos
is much lousy man.
:13:13
I bring you water.
:13:14
Lousy is the word!
:13:17
Well, if that's
an example...
:13:19
of Cretan
hospitality, l...
:13:22
(Both laugh)
:13:24
Oh, it's so awful.
It's hilarious.
:13:28
Oh, well, at least
it couldn't be any worse.
:13:30
Oh, darling,
I am sorry.
:13:32
I promise that
we'll spend a week...
:13:34
in Cannes
on the way home...
:13:35
and we'll dress up...
:13:36
and go to all the galas
and be madly gay.
:13:40
But you knowwhat's going
to be the final blow? w?
:13:43
The one available Englishman...
:13:44
will be some... some
moth-eaten old professor...
:13:47
about 75 who's only
interested in ruins.
:13:49
Well, he'll have
one here ready-made.
:13:55
(Dramatic music playing)