A Guide for the Married Man
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:24:00
That's when I realized
some defensive measure had to be taken.

:24:03
I tried dozens of them
before I found Old Ironsides.

:24:06
Really? What do you think
makes it so special?

:24:09
- Here. Smell it.
- Wow.

:24:12
The most powerful aftershave lotion
on the market.

:24:14
A few drops of this, and you "outsmell"
any woman's perfume ever invented.

:24:18
- No kidding?
- Yeah.

:24:22
- Hey. There's Irma Johnson.
- Who?

:24:24
- Irma Johnson. My neighbor.
- Where?

:24:26
There.
:24:30
Come on.
:24:33
What big eyes you have, Grandma.
:24:35
Huh? Yeah. Yeah.
I have very big eyes.

:24:38
Your memory isn't bad either.
:24:39
Yeah, well, I, uh-
:24:41
- Hi.
- Hi.

:24:45
- How nice to see you.
- Really?

:24:47
It's nice to be seen.
:24:50
- Irma Johnson, my neighbor, I'd
like you to meet, uh- - Ed Stander.

:24:54
- Nice to meet you, Mrs. Johnson.
- Nice meeting you too.

:24:56
We were just on our way to lunch
when I happened to recognize you.

:24:59
From behind?
:25:02
Well, I have very big eyes.
:25:04
And deliciously long eyelashes
to go with them.

:25:07
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

:25:10
Well, it was lovely
running into you two.

:25:14
- Seriously?
- Yes.

:25:16
- Uh, nice meeting you too, Mr. Stander.
- Likewise.

:25:19
- Uh, toodle-oo.
- Toodle.

:25:28
Oh, boy.
:25:30
- What's the matter?
- What's the matter?

:25:32
You might as well be wearing a neon sign
announcing your intentions.

:25:34
- I'm sorry, Ed.
- It's those little things that count, kid.

:25:37
They're the difference between
a happy and an unhappy marriage.

:25:40
Yeah. I'll watch 'em, Ed.
Listen, can I get Old Ironsides in any drugstore?

:25:44
Oh, Paul, Paul. Baby, baby.
:25:46
- But you said that I ought to buy it.
- Sure.

:25:48
But we mustn't forget about Ruth,
must we?

:25:51
- Ruth who?
- Ruth, your wife.

:25:54
- Oh.
- What do you think she's gonna think?

:25:56
Think? Just because I change
my aftershave lotion?

:25:59
- Is that all you've done, Paul?
- Yeah, sure.


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