A Guide for the Married Man
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:25:02
Well, I have very big eyes.
:25:04
And deliciously long eyelashes
to go with them.

:25:07
- Really?
- Uh-huh.

:25:10
Well, it was lovely
running into you two.

:25:14
- Seriously?
- Yes.

:25:16
- Uh, nice meeting you too, Mr. Stander.
- Likewise.

:25:19
- Uh, toodle-oo.
- Toodle.

:25:28
Oh, boy.
:25:30
- What's the matter?
- What's the matter?

:25:32
You might as well be wearing a neon sign
announcing your intentions.

:25:34
- I'm sorry, Ed.
- It's those little things that count, kid.

:25:37
They're the difference between
a happy and an unhappy marriage.

:25:40
Yeah. I'll watch 'em, Ed.
Listen, can I get Old Ironsides in any drugstore?

:25:44
Oh, Paul, Paul. Baby, baby.
:25:46
- But you said that I ought to buy it.
- Sure.

:25:48
But we mustn't forget about Ruth,
must we?

:25:51
- Ruth who?
- Ruth, your wife.

:25:54
- Oh.
- What do you think she's gonna think?

:25:56
Think? Just because I change
my aftershave lotion?

:25:59
- Is that all you've done, Paul?
- Yeah, sure.

:26:01
- Yeah? Uh? Uh?
- Oh, you mean the back bit.

:26:04
Aw, come on, Ed.
Being careful is one thing, but this?

:26:07
She'd have to be clairvoyant
to connect the two.

:26:10
If she has to, she will.
:26:12
Now, Ed, you're being too careful.
:26:16
Too careful, huh?
:26:18
There was this guy.
He was a big movie star.

:26:28
Have a nice day, darling.
:26:40
There he is!
:26:42
Morning, Maddock.
:26:46
There you are, girls.
That's it for today, girls.

:26:49
Be good to your mothers.

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