:36:05
By the way, since I came in here
have you noticed me stammer?
:36:08
- No, sir.
- Let me know if I do.
:36:10
I haven't got time for that now.
:36:12
- Will you be needing me tonight, sir?
- Very probably.
:36:15
If I'm to take over this department,
I have to know all M's secrets.
:36:19
Not his personal ones, of course.
:36:22
- May I say welcome back, Sir James.
- Thank you...
:36:25
- Hadley, sir.
- Of course. You were...
:36:28
- My father's son, sir.
- And where is your dear father now?
:36:32
- The same place, sir.
- That's encouraging.
:36:34
Bring me up to date.
Who's on what assignment?
:36:37
- It's not a happy picture.
- Why the black flags?
:36:40
They've been liquidated, I'm afraid.
:36:42
Finland - stabbed to death
in a ladies' sauna bath, sir.
:36:47
Madrid - burnt in a blazing bordello, sir.
:36:50
And Tokyo, sir -
garrotted in a geisha house.
:36:54
It's depressing that "secret agent" has
become synonymous with "sex maniac".
:36:58
- Incidentally, where is my namesake?
- We had to take him off the board, sir.
:37:02
He's now doing television.
:37:05
Why are there two flags
in the Caribbean?
:37:07
We've been out of contact for a month,
sir. We're not sure which one to leave.
:37:11
- Who's there?
- Your nephew, sir. Jimmy Bond.
:37:15
Rather a disappointment,
I'm afraid, little Jimmy.
:37:18
Listen. You can't shoot me.
:37:21
I have a very low threshold of death.
:37:24
My doctor says I can't have bullets
enter my body at any time.
:37:31
What if I said I was pregnant?
:37:37
Could I have a last c-cigarette?
I'm gonna give it up any day now.
:37:42
Thank you.
:37:47
{y:bi}¡Listos!
:37:50
You realise this means
an angry letter to The Times.
:37:53
{y:bi}¡Apunten!
:37:56
{y:bi}¡Fuego!
:37:58
So long, suckers!