:15:50
That was stupid.
:15:52
Stealing a lousy pack of razor blades,
to prove what?
:15:56
Everybody steals something sometime.
:15:58
It's the national pastime, baby.
Stealing and cheating.
:16:02
If they caught every cheating wife
and tax chiseler...
:16:05
...the whole country
would be behind prison walls.
:16:08
-Where are the black stockings?
-They didn't have black.
:16:11
-Stop someplace else.
-Where?
:16:15
-A Catholic hospital.
-Sure.
:16:17
We'll just barge in like it was
a goddamn five-and-dime.
:16:20
Sister, swretie, we gotta have
some black stockings to hide our face.
:16:24
Okay, forget it.
:16:26
Anyway, nuns are bad luck.
:16:30
Kind of sexy, though.
:16:32
You wouldn't think so if you'd lived
in one of those orphan homes...
:16:35
...with those black widows always at you.
:16:38
Always sneaking up in the dark,
spying while you sleep.
:16:42
Hitting you with a flashlight
for wetting the bed.
:16:46
That's the first time
I was saved by the yellow bird.
:16:49
The what?
:16:51
Sort of a parrot.
:16:53
Taller than Jesus.
:16:56
Brilliant yellow, like a sunflower.