:16:02
If they caught every cheating wife
and tax chiseler...
:16:05
...the whole country
would be behind prison walls.
:16:08
-Where are the black stockings?
-They didn't have black.
:16:11
-Stop someplace else.
-Where?
:16:15
-A Catholic hospital.
-Sure.
:16:17
We'll just barge in like it was
a goddamn five-and-dime.
:16:20
Sister, swretie, we gotta have
some black stockings to hide our face.
:16:24
Okay, forget it.
:16:26
Anyway, nuns are bad luck.
:16:30
Kind of sexy, though.
:16:32
You wouldn't think so if you'd lived
in one of those orphan homes...
:16:35
...with those black widows always at you.
:16:38
Always sneaking up in the dark,
spying while you sleep.
:16:42
Hitting you with a flashlight
for wetting the bed.
:16:46
That's the first time
I was saved by the yellow bird.
:16:49
The what?
:16:51
Sort of a parrot.
:16:53
Taller than Jesus.
:16:56
Brilliant yellow, like a sunflower.
:17:00
It attacked those nuns
like an avenging angel.
:17:04
The nuns begged for mercy.
:17:07
But the yellow bird
slaughtered them anyway.
:17:12
Then the bird folded me in its wings...
:17:15
...and lifted me up to paradise.
:17:19
That's one hell of a bird
to have on your side.
:17:24
Anyway, that's why I have
an aversion to nuns...
:17:27
...and God and religion.
:17:29
Forget it.
Black stockings are a waste of time.
:17:33
No one's gonna remember us
because we're leaving no witnesses.