:05:01
Get the belt.
:05:04
Get it like this.
-This is killing me man!
:05:06
Now let it hang like that.
:05:07
Got to get the flap down.
-ls that too?
:05:09
That's too blatant.
-Yeah.
:05:10
That's good.
-Yeah, that's good.
:05:12
Right, now you need some
black lace bikini panties.
:05:15
Or silk.
-Bikini panties for...
:05:16
Silk. That's real good.
-...when you take pants off.
:05:18
This is really important.
-Fags, you see, are really...
:05:22
Fags are really blatant.
:05:23
l'm not a fag, man!
:05:25
You don't understand,
we're making you a fag.
:05:27
For the induction.
:05:29
lt's like 'self-pantsing'...?
-Right.
:05:31
l was wondering.
lt sounded pretty strange.
:05:34
You want people to focus in
on the 'crucial area',...
:05:38
To scope in on that zone down there.
:05:40
Take some Kleenex or...
:05:43
...a pair of socks!
-Oh yeah.
:05:44
Take a pair of socks and just
stuff them in the silk panties.
:05:48
Just...
:05:49
Just so it bulges.
:05:51
And then what you need
is a kind of a fishnet shirt.
:05:54
Oh, yeah, fishnet.
-Real big net...
:05:56
...and like a scarf.
:05:59
Kind of a big, flowing, silk scarf.
:06:02
lf you're gonna wear
those net shirts,...
:06:03
...you'll have to shave your chest.
:06:04
And you have to shave
under your arms.
:06:06
Your whole body!
-You better use nair!
:06:08
So with the hand on the hip
and the wrist.
:06:11
Just sort of flop the wrist.
Just walk right up to the Sergeant.
:06:13
You walk right up and get as
close as you can...
:06:16
...and seduce him
with your eyeballs and say...
:06:19
...'hi!'
:06:20
Do that!
-Hey fellas, get a load of this.
:06:23
Yeah.
:06:25
And when he talks to the fellas,...
:06:28
...you turn around and
look at the fellas too.
:06:31
And give them a little sort of,
wink, a little...
:06:34
Like that. You got that?
:06:37
And then he'll ask you...
:06:39
What's your name.
-Ask him his name.
:06:40
What's your name?
-Well, Joe Scho.
:06:42
Joe!
:06:44
l got it! When he ask him
what his name is.
:06:46
This is what you say.
-What's your name, son?
:06:49
Paul Gerald George,
the fellas call me Jerry...
:06:52
...but you can call me 'Geranium'.
:06:55
Did you hear that, fellas?
:06:57
What kind of a name is that?
What kind of a name is that, son!