:07:00
All my friends think
l smell like a flower.
:07:04
Yeah, just like that.
:07:06
And then he'll ask you where you live.
:07:08
Ask me where l live.
:07:10
This is very important!
:07:11
Alright, where do you live, son?
-Oh, l live around.
:07:16
See, because you've got to
make him believe...
:07:18
...that you want to live
around with him.
:07:21
You want to live around with serge.
:07:24
That's really crucial!
:07:25
And then he'll turn around
to the fellas, again,...
:07:28
...when you say that.
-Hey do you hear that, fellas?
:07:31
And then every time that
he turns around to the fellas,...
:07:33
...you turn around them
and give them sort of a little...
:07:36
...sexy crinkle,
with the nose and say...
:07:39
... 'hi, fellas!'
-Hi, fellas.
:07:41
Do that. Can you do that?
:07:43
l can do all that.
:07:44
When l get to the end
can l say something like...
:07:46
... 'hey, shall l take
my clothes off now?'
:07:48
That's perfect! That's fantastic!
:07:50
Beautiful!
-Good.
:07:51
Really great!
-lt ain't gonna work!
:07:54
What? Ridiculous!
-lt ain't gonna work!
:07:56
Why not?
-Because l can't act like a fag!
:07:59
Believe me...
-lt worked a week ago!
:08:00
...they'll stick me in the front
lines with the rest of the fags!
:08:03
They're giving them...
-They can't do that!
:08:06
Wait! Look, l've got an idea.
l've got to go down next week.
:08:10
l've got a very good idea.
Something that l'm gonna do.
:08:12
Hey Lloyd, you be the psychiatrist.
-Sure, man.
:08:21
Come in.
:08:33
Reporting as ordered, sir.
:08:36
Come on, tell me to sit down.
-Sit down, son.
:08:39
Thank you sir.
:08:41
Now watch this:...
:08:42
Request permission to speak, sir.
-Go right ahead, son!
:08:47
Well sir, l don't know
why l'm in here, sir.
:08:51
The Sergeant out there,
a very nice fellow,...
:08:52
...told me to come in and see you.
:08:54
And there is no reason
why l don't want to join the army.
:08:57
l happen to have been doing
some work on the outside...
:08:59
...in a secret organization,...