:10:03
...look at all them and make sure
that they read right books...
:10:06
...and l always try and suggest masters
of the seed and books like...
:10:09
...The FBl Story, sir.
:10:11
But l only do this in the day,
to earn my meager earnings,...
:10:14
...to butter my bread and butter.
But at night...
:10:16
...my true vocation comes out.
:10:19
Now, here you go: you've heard
of the NY bowling league, sir?
:10:23
The New York...? You bowl a lot?
:10:27
No. The New York bowling league, sir.
:10:31
l'm afraid l don't understand, son.
-So now you look around the room.
:10:35
lt's a secret organization, sir.
-What do they do?
:10:40
l don't understand at all, son.
-Well, sir...
:10:43
...since it's secret you probably
don't know much about it at all.
:10:47
The CRPU, sir.
-What's the CRPU, son?
:10:52
lt's the Civilian Reserve for
the Protection of the Union, sir.
:10:55
What does the 'Civilian Reserve for
the Protection of the Union' do?
:10:59
We preserve the Union.
:11:00
We're setting up Communication
and Weapon Centers...
:11:02
...all over the country.
:11:04
lt's a growing menace.
Everyday there's more...
:11:06
...of 'em commie-rat-bastards,
and niggers and all 'em...
:11:08
...dirty, undernourished people.
-Hello, man! That's too real!
:11:12
Like the Chinese restaurants, sir?
:11:14
Well that's just a plot, sir.
You go in there and spend 50*...
:11:18
...and eat for an hour and a half,...
:11:19
...and a half hour later
you're starving to death.
:11:22
That's a Chinese Communist plot...
:11:24
...to starve the United States.
:11:25
And so l'm going to request...
:11:26
...that you don't put me in the
front lines because as we know...
:11:29
...there are a lot of Mexican Americans,
a lot of niggers,...
:11:31
...a lot of homosexuals, a lot
of undesirable elements!
:11:35
All of the undesirable elements
of this country are there.
:11:37
So l request, that you put
me in the middle, sir.
:11:40
So that when l'm shooting
at the enemy...
:11:42
...l won't sort of, accidentally,
let my rifle veer a bit to the left...
:11:47
...and pick off a few of
those cancerous elements,...
:11:49
...and then a little to the right
to pick off a few more.
:11:52
You see what l mean?
You see,...
:11:55
...and then you say 'and sir, l just
want to say that if one tenth...