The Odd Couple
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:46:00
You put in toast
and cooked bacon just for me?

:46:02
If you don't like it,
:46:03
he'll make you meat loaf
in five minutes.

:46:04
You know how I love to...
Eat over the dish.

:46:07
I just vacuumed the rug.
:46:08
Mmm. Good.
:46:09
Hey, Oscar,
what did you want?

:46:11
Two 3 1/2 minute eggs
and some petits fours.

:46:13
Oh, double gin
and tonic, right?

:46:15
Be with you
in a minute.

:46:17
Who turned off
the dehumidifier?

:46:18
What?
:46:19
The dehumidifier.
:46:21
Fellas, I asked you...
Don't play with this.

:46:23
I'm trying to get some of
the grime out of the air.

:46:26
Murray, I'll give you
$200 for your gun.

:46:28
I have had it
up to here.

:46:30
In the last
three hours,

:46:31
we've played
four minutes of poker.

:46:33
I'm not giving up
Friday nights

:46:34
to watch cooking
and cleaning.

:46:35
I can't breathe.
That lousy machine

:46:37
is sucking everything
out of the air.

:46:38
Gee, this is delicious.
Who wants a bite?

:46:40
I didn't have any supper.
Is the toast warm?

:46:43
Perfect. And not
too much mayonnaise.

:46:44
It's really
a well-made sandwich.

:46:46
Cut me off
a little piece.

:46:47
Give me
your napkin.

:46:49
I don't want
to drop crumbs.

:46:50
Martha and Gertrude
at the Automat.

:46:52
That thing
could kill us.

:46:54
They'll find us
with our tongues on the floor.

:46:56
Do something, Oscar.
Get him back into the game.

:46:58
Don't come to me
with your petty problems.

:47:00
You get this
one stinking night a week.

:47:02
I'm cooped up here
with Mary Poppins 24 hours a day.

:47:05
Felix, get in here, will you?
:47:07
Coming!
:47:09
It was better before,
:47:10
with the garbage and the smoke.
:47:12
Did you notice what
he does with the bread?

:47:14
He cuts off the crusts.
:47:16
That's why it's so light.
:47:17
He only uses the soft green part
of the lettuce.

:47:19
It's really delicious.
:47:21
I'm going out of my mind.
:47:22
Felix, get in here!
I won't ask again!

:47:24
Forget it. I'm going home.
:47:25
The day his marriage busted up
:47:27
was the end of our poker game.
:47:29
Speed, you can't go now.
I'm a big loser.

:47:31
You got no one to blame
but yourself.

:47:33
It's your fault.
:47:34
You're the one who stopped him
from killing himself.

:47:38
He's right. That man
is absolutely right.

:47:40
Are you going to eat that pickle?
:47:42
I wasn't thinking of it.
Why? Do you want it?

:47:43
Unless you want it.
It's your pickle.

:47:45
Take it. I don't
usually eat pickles.

:47:46
Deal the cards.
:47:48
What did you
do that for?

:47:49
You want to play poker,
deal the cards.

:47:51
You want to eat,
go to a delicatessen.

:47:53
Will you keep your pickles
and your sandwiches to yourself?

:47:55
I'm losing $53 here,
and everybody's getting fat.

:47:57
Felix!
:47:58
[Felix]
What?

:47:59
Close the stinkin' restaurant
and sit down.


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