1:01:01
We got two girls
coming down here any minute.
1:01:04
You mean you told them
to be here at 8:00?
1:01:07
I don't remember what I said.
1:01:08
7:30, 8:00...What the hell
difference does it make?
1:01:10
I'll tell you what the hell
difference it makes!
1:01:12
You told me they would
be here at 7:30.
1:01:14
You were going to be here at 7:00,
1:01:15
help me with the hors d'oeuvres,
1:01:17
then at 7:30 they get here,
1:01:18
and we have drinks... cocktails.
1:01:20
At 8:00 we're going to eat dinner.
1:01:21
Well, it's now 8:00,
and my dinner's finished.
1:01:23
The meat loaf is done!
1:01:24
Now if we don't eat
within 15 seconds,
1:01:26
the whole damn thing
will be dried out!
1:01:28
God help me.
1:01:30
Never mind helping you!
1:01:31
Tell him to save my meat loaf!
1:01:36
Can't you keep it warm?
1:01:38
What do you think I am...
the Magic Chef?
1:01:40
I'm lucky I got it
to come out at 8:00...
1:01:42
Wh-Wh-What am I going to do?
1:01:44
I don't know. Keep
pouring gravy on it.
1:01:46
Wh-Wh-What gravy?
1:01:47
Don't you have any gravy?
1:01:49
Where am I going to
get gravy at 8:00?
1:01:50
I don't know.
1:01:51
I thought it comes
when you cook the meat.
1:01:53
When you cook the meat...
1:01:54
You don't know what
you're talking about.
1:01:56
You just don't know,
because you've got to make gravy.
1:01:58
It doesn't come!
1:02:00
Well, you asked my advice, so...
1:02:01
Your advice?
1:02:02
You didn't even know
where this kitchen was
1:02:04
till I showed it to you!
1:02:06
You want to talk to me, buddy,
put down that spoon.
1:02:07
Spoon! You dumb ignoramus!
1:02:10
That is a ladle!
1:02:11
You did not know that's a ladle!
1:02:14
Get ahold of yourself.
1:02:15
You think it's so easy?
Go ahead.
1:02:17
The kitchen's yours, all yours.
1:02:18
You go make a meat loaf
for four people
1:02:19
that come a half-hour late.
1:02:21
Listen to me. I'm arguing
with him over gravy.
1:02:25
They're here... the dinner guests.
1:02:26
I'll get a saw
and cut the meat.
1:02:28
Listen! I want to tell you
something, Oscar.
1:02:30
I won't take the blame
for this dinner.
1:02:32
Who's blaming you?
Who even cares about the dinner?
1:02:34
I care! I take pride in what I do.
1:02:36
You're going to explain to them
exactly what happened.
1:02:39
OK. You can take a picture
of me coming in at 8:00.
1:02:41
Now take off that stupid apron
1:02:43
because I'm opening the door.
1:02:44
This is the last time
I cook anything for you.
1:02:47
People like you don't even
appreciate a decent meal,
1:02:49
and that's why they have TV dinners.
1:02:51
Are you through?
1:02:52
Yeah.
1:02:53
Then smile.
1:02:57
Hi there.
1:02:58
Hello.