1:02:00
Well, you asked my advice, so...
1:02:01
Your advice?
1:02:02
You didn't even know
where this kitchen was
1:02:04
till I showed it to you!
1:02:06
You want to talk to me, buddy,
put down that spoon.
1:02:07
Spoon! You dumb ignoramus!
1:02:10
That is a ladle!
1:02:11
You did not know that's a ladle!
1:02:14
Get ahold of yourself.
1:02:15
You think it's so easy?
Go ahead.
1:02:17
The kitchen's yours, all yours.
1:02:18
You go make a meat loaf
for four people
1:02:19
that come a half-hour late.
1:02:21
Listen to me. I'm arguing
with him over gravy.
1:02:25
They're here... the dinner guests.
1:02:26
I'll get a saw
and cut the meat.
1:02:28
Listen! I want to tell you
something, Oscar.
1:02:30
I won't take the blame
for this dinner.
1:02:32
Who's blaming you?
Who even cares about the dinner?
1:02:34
I care! I take pride in what I do.
1:02:36
You're going to explain to them
exactly what happened.
1:02:39
OK. You can take a picture
of me coming in at 8:00.
1:02:41
Now take off that stupid apron
1:02:43
because I'm opening the door.
1:02:44
This is the last time
I cook anything for you.
1:02:47
People like you don't even
appreciate a decent meal,
1:02:49
and that's why they have TV dinners.
1:02:51
Are you through?
1:02:52
Yeah.
1:02:53
Then smile.
1:02:57
Hi there.
1:02:58
Hello.
1:03:00
I hope we're not late.
1:03:01
No, not at all.
You timed it perfectly!
1:03:03
Perfectly! Come on in.
1:03:06
Oh, it's lovely.
1:03:07
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
1:03:09
Oh, Felix, I'd like you to meet
1:03:11
two elevator acquaintances of mine...
1:03:16
Gwendolyn and Cecily.
1:03:17
No, Cecily and Gwendolyn.
1:03:19
Oh, terribly sorry!
1:03:20
Cecily and Gwendolyn.
1:03:22
Don't tell me... Robin? No.
1:03:24
Cardinal?
1:03:25
No. Wrong both times.
It's Pigeon.
1:03:27
Pigeon. Yes.
1:03:28
Cecily and Gwendolyn Pigeon.
1:03:31
The Pigeon sisters.
1:03:33
Or as our friends in Chelsea
1:03:35
used to call us,
1:03:36
the Coo-coo Pigeon Sisters.
1:03:39
I like that.
1:03:40
Why, thank you.
1:03:41
Girls, I'd like you to meet
1:03:44
my roommate and our chef
for the evening,
1:03:45
Mr. Felix Ungar.
1:03:47
How do you do?
1:03:49
How you do?
1:03:53
Well, we did that beautifully.
1:03:55
Shall we sit down,
1:03:57
make ourselves comfortable?
1:03:58
Yes, I'd love to. This is so nice.