:09:05
Gentlemen, what are you doing?
:09:09
We'd like some bread.
:09:11
Bread?
:09:13
Elk and i have a plan to end the war.
:09:16
- What's that?
- Win it.
:09:17
It's been tried before.
:09:19
Winning is for children,
generals and recruits. Get over that.
:09:23
Settle for a meal, for a drink, a lay,
a house. A castle for a horse.
:09:29
We thought we'd bring the major
a german tank on our shield.
:09:33
What are we, in the middle ages?
:09:35
Is major falconer some knight
with a flower in his ass?
:09:38
Sorry, reverend.
:09:40
Cut it out, sergeant.
:09:43
He's a soldier.
He looks like a buffalo.
:09:46
But we can't let him try it alone.
:09:48
No man alone.
:09:50
None of us a goddamn island.
I know the bit.
:09:53
Who's gonna take care of the bakery?
:09:55
You're entitled to one day off
for the war, rossi.
:09:58
Don't you wanna end the war,
sergeant?
:10:01
I tried it. When i landed in north africa,
i was gonna win the war that day.
:10:05
In normandy it was gonna be
the next day, the next week.
:10:08
At the siegfried line i figured,
"maybe it'll take me a year."
:10:12
When i saw it becoming centuries,
i came here and started a family...
:10:16
...and a reasonable business.
:10:18
End the war.
:10:21
Game, rossi?
:10:23
How you gonna take a tank away
from the germans? It's theirs.
:10:26
Bazooka.
:10:29
Aim for hitting a track.
They bounce off the armour.
:10:33
- You game, rossi?
- Yes, but i'm not crazy.
:10:38
Screw the castle.
I've got a better idea.
:10:42
My idea is that we stay here
and pass out bread to both sides.
:10:46
We can't do that, rossi,
it would upset the whole war.
:10:52
Furthermore...
:10:54
furthermore...
:10:58
...we had our idea first.