:15:03
Uh... say Communism--
you want to look it up.
:15:08
lt's in your Catholic encyclopedia
with your comparison to Catholicism--
:15:12
- their thinkin', the ideology involved.
- Mm-hmm.
:15:15
lt's under ''C,'' sir. But frankly,
we can't carry the set, as l mentioned.
:15:19
lt's too heavy.
But this is gonna amaze you.
:15:22
He's got a good personality.
Honest to God, l mean that.
:15:24
He thinks l'm givin' him a sales talk.
l'm not. He has.
He's got a good personality.
:15:28
But this right here is vast
in scope, Mr. and Mrs. McDonald.
:15:32
And they come in red or white.
Some people prefer red and--
:15:36
- What do you call this ?
- This is-- l call it antique gold.
:15:40
That's what l would think, yeah.
:15:42
But on that-- and that you
have your choice of colors.
:15:45
Now, what color would
you folks choose on that ?
:15:48
Hmm. Have you got any green ?
:15:51
- [ All Laughing ]
- What plan would be more convenient ?
:15:55
- [ Doorbell Ringing ]
- And l know you're sincere.
:15:57
Boy, it's like
a railroad station today.
:16:00
But what plan would be more
convenient, then ? The cash ?
:16:03
- Gee, l don't know.
- Or they have a Catholic Honor Plan.
:16:05
- Good afternoon. How are you ?
- Hello.
:16:08
l'm Mr. Baker from the church.
l'm from St. Brendan's.
:16:11
Oh, l seen you outside of church, huh ?
You're not gonna buy another--
:16:14
ls this-- Are you related,
Mrs. McDonald ?
:16:17
Yeah, by friendship,
that's how. My best pal.
:16:20
- ls this your best buddy ? Good.
- Sure.
:16:22
- Well, l'll tell you,
you got a good friend there.
- l know l have.
:16:26
I told them about those Scotchmen.
What's your last name ?
:16:28
- Wadja.
- Mrs. Wadja, I said, did you hear
about the Scotchman...
:16:31
that loaned the lrishman
a half a dollar ?
:16:34
l'll ask you. Did you hear
about the Scotchman that loaned the--
:16:37
l've heard many of them. l heard
about the one that was gonna get--
:16:40
No, the Scotchman and the Jew
and the lrishman who where gonna
get a beating for something--
:16:46
But, anyway,
what about the half dollar ?
:16:48
- Have you ever heard about them ?
- l think l have.
:16:51
l-l can't tell it to you.
But no, you say, ''l never have,''
and l'll say, ''You never will.''
:16:56
- See ?
- [ Laughing ] l see.
:16:59
Now, would you want to pay
it each month, then ?