:28:06
Sergeant, I'm...
:28:07
I'm going to take
the rest of the afternoon off and...
:28:11
...lie down in my tent
and think about things.
:28:14
Sir, there's someone waiting to see you.
:28:18
- Now?
- Yes, sir.
:28:21
- Who is it?
- Captain Tappman, the Group Chaplain.
:28:25
- What does he want?
- I don't know, sir.
:28:27
Something to do
with Captain Yossarian.
:28:33
Look... Sergeant...
:28:37
The job that I have to do is tough enough
:28:40
without having to deal with a lot of people
who want something. Is that clear?
:28:45
Yes, sir.
:28:46
- I suppose you're wondering about this.
- It's not my place to wonder.
:28:51
- People stare at me. Did you know that?
- No, sir.
:28:54
They're thinking,
"Who is that Major Major,"
:28:57
"that he gets to be commander
without ever having flown?"
:29:01
- I don't think people think that, sir.
- Well, they are.
:29:05
When I have this on,
they don't know who I am.
:29:09
Did you know,
in the Middle Ages, Sergeant,
:29:11
princes and kings would put on disguises
and walk around their subjects?
:29:16
- I didn't know that, sir.
- You don't know everything, then.
:29:19
- No, sir. Why did they do that?
- Why did who do what?
:29:24
Why did they walk around in disguise?
:29:27
How the hell am I supposed to know?
I'm not some historian or anything.
:29:31
I'm just a guy trying to do his job.
Good afternoon, Sergeant.
:29:38
Sir?
:29:39
- What is it now?
- What should I do with the Chaplain?
:29:42
Sergeant, I don't want anyone to come
and see me while I'm in my office.
:29:47
- What do I say to people?
- Tell them I'm in and ask them to wait.
:29:51
- For how long?
- Until I've left.
:29:53
- And then what?
- I don't care.
:29:55
- May I send them in after you've left?
- Yes.
:29:57
- You won't be here, then, will you?
- No.