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And if I find any atheists on this base,
they'll soon start believing in something.
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Well, that's not why
I called you in, Chaplain.
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I want you to take a look at this.
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Page 48.
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Don't read the whole thing. You can
get the point from the photographs.
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There's a full-page picture
of a colonel in England
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whose chaplain conducts prayers
before every mission.
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I see no reason why
The Saturday Evening Post
:36:34
should not be interested
in the story of my outfit.
:36:37
Think up some nice snappy prayers
that'll send officers out feeling good.
:36:42
Can you do that?
:36:45
- I'll try.
- Well, good! Let's get to it!
:36:50
Yes, sir.
:36:58
Is there something else?
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Sir, it may be none of my business,
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but I think that some of the men
are particularly upset
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about the fact that you keep raising
the number of missions they have to fly.
:37:14
- You're right, Chaplain.
- I am, sir?
:37:17
That it's none of your business.
And it's none of their business either.
:37:21
Their business is to fly missions.
:37:23
Your business is to think
of some catchy prayers
:37:26
that'll get me into The Saturday
Evening Post. Good afternoon!
:37:30
Yes, sir.
:37:34
Excuse me.
:37:36
Excuse me, Padre.
:37:44
He says the men are upset because
I keep raising the number of missions.
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- Yossarian.
- What?
:37:51
It's that Captain Yossarian. He's
always bitching, always making trouble.
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What can we do about it?
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- What would General Dreedle do?
- He'd crush him.