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Sir, it may be none of my business,
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but I think that some of the men
are particularly upset
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about the fact that you keep raising
the number of missions they have to fly.
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- You're right, Chaplain.
- I am, sir?
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That it's none of your business.
And it's none of their business either.
:37:21
Their business is to fly missions.
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Your business is to think
of some catchy prayers
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that'll get me into The Saturday
Evening Post. Good afternoon!
:37:30
Yes, sir.
:37:34
Excuse me.
:37:36
Excuse me, Padre.
:37:44
He says the men are upset because
I keep raising the number of missions.
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- Yossarian.
- What?
:37:51
It's that Captain Yossarian. He's
always bitching, always making trouble.
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What can we do about it?
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- What would General Dreedle do?
- He'd crush him.
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- Tear him apart!
- Smack him in the face!
:38:04
- Jab him in the kidneys!
- Kick him in the balls!
:38:13
Keep your head down between your legs.
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Try to breathe deeply and evenly.
:38:20
I'm sorry, Captain.
I know how that must feel.
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- I don't think so.
- Try not to talk.
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Just think about nice things.
Think about how lovely it is here.
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How lovely everything could be
if someone didn't always try to spoil it.
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- Why do you always try to spoil it?
- Because I love you.
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Well, I know that, Captain.
I know that.
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But this is wartime.
We've got a job to do, Soldier.
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We just can't give in to ourselves.
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Think how it is for me: One of a handful
of women on an island
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with thousands of men.
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Men who are giving up their lives
for our country, for me.