:53:01
What would that be?
:53:11
Like us.
:53:29
Like you?
:53:33
Like us.
:53:34
You'll be surprised
how easy it is to like us once you begin.
:53:39
We're going to put you on Easy Street.
:53:41
- Promote you to major.
- Give you another medal.
:53:44
- We're going to send you home a hero.
- You'll have parades in your honor.
:53:49
You can make speeches,
raise money for war bonds...
:53:53
And all you have to do is be our pal.
:53:57
Say nice things about us.
:53:58
Tell the folks at home
what a good job we're doing.
:54:06
Take our offer, Yossarian.
:54:09
It's either that
or a court martial for desertion.
:54:20
What about the others? I'd be playing
a dirty trick on them.
:54:25
- They'll be happier when you're gone.
- They have a war to win.
:54:36
If they don't want any more missions,
let them stand up and say so.
:54:39
Precisely.
:54:41
Exactly.
:54:46
It's a deal.