:52:01
Let me. Let me...
:52:04
Captain,
:52:05
I'd like to appeal to your better judgment
one more time.
:52:09
There's a mission about to start.
You can get on that plane,
:52:14
and we'll pretend
that all of this never happened.
:52:17
Yossarian,
:52:19
won't it make you proud to know
you served in an outfit
:52:23
that averaged more combat missions
per person than any other?
:52:27
Don't you want to earn more unit citations
and oak-leaf clusters on your Air Medal?
:52:32
Don't you want to contribute further
to this record by flying more missions?
:52:38
No.
:52:40
In that case
we'll just have to send you home.
:52:45
Of course, there's one catch.
:52:49
Oh, yeah? What's that?
:52:51
Well, we will issue orders
sending you back to the States,
:52:56
and there's... one thing
you have to do for us in return.
:53:01
What would that be?
:53:11
Like us.
:53:29
Like you?
:53:33
Like us.
:53:34
You'll be surprised
how easy it is to like us once you begin.
:53:39
We're going to put you on Easy Street.
:53:41
- Promote you to major.
- Give you another medal.
:53:44
- We're going to send you home a hero.
- You'll have parades in your honor.
:53:49
You can make speeches,
raise money for war bonds...
:53:53
And all you have to do is be our pal.
:53:57
Say nice things about us.
:53:58
Tell the folks at home
what a good job we're doing.