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- Captain Yossarian?
- Yes.
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- You're under arrest.
- But I didn't...
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You're AWOL.
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- We're sending you home.
- What?
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I said we're sending you home.
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You have been making things terribly
difficult for Colonel Cathcart.
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The men are unhappy.
Morale is deteriorating. It's all your fault.
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It's his fault for raising
the number of missions.
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- It's your fault for not flying.
- Have you no patriotism?
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Wouldn't you give your life for your
country? For Colonel Korn and me?
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What have you and Colonel Korn
got to do with my country?
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You're a disgrace to your country!
How did you get to be a captain?
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- You promoted me.
- That has got nothing to do with it!
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Let me. Let me...
:52:04
Captain,
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I'd like to appeal to your better judgment
one more time.
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There's a mission about to start.
You can get on that plane,
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and we'll pretend
that all of this never happened.
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Yossarian,
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won't it make you proud to know
you served in an outfit
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that averaged more combat missions
per person than any other?
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Don't you want to earn more unit citations
and oak-leaf clusters on your Air Medal?
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Don't you want to contribute further
to this record by flying more missions?
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No.
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In that case
we'll just have to send you home.
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Of course, there's one catch.
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Oh, yeah? What's that?
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Well, we will issue orders
sending you back to the States,
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and there's... one thing
you have to do for us in return.