:08:02
They've got a hell of a nerve
coming in here eating our food.
:08:09
Pardon me. Would you move over
just a little bit. Thank you. Ooh!
:08:13
Be careful with that.
:08:14
- But she's got to use Phisohex...
- I think I'm in love.
:08:17
..that Phisohex soap on her face.
She really has a bad complexion.
:08:22
- But when she's got a bad complexion...
- She won't use soap.
:08:25
Well, the truth is, Lieutenant,
I don't have anything to do tonight.
:08:29
l just got into town and, well, I thought
maybe you could show me around.
:08:35
Captain, if you'll notice the lieutenant's
beautiful hand, she is definitely married.
:08:40
I'm the commanding officer
and I'll get to the bottom of this.
:08:43
Boy, Bandini, they're eating here
because they want to.
:08:51
- You men just passing through?
- I was just enjoying that lovely dish there.
:08:55
Captain, you are speaking about
a lieutenant in the United States Army.
:08:59
I'm Colonel Blake.
:09:01
Oh, Colonel.
I'm Duke Forrest, your new cutter.
:09:05
- That's my driver over here.
- Captain Hawkeye Pierce.
:09:09
- Are you leaving?
- Yes.
:09:11
- Good afternoon, Lieutenant Dish.
- Captain Hawkeye.
:09:14
Captain Hawkeye Pierce, I had a TWX about
you. Seems you stole a jeep at headquarters.
:09:18
No, no, sir. No, I didn't steal a jeep.
No, it's right outside.
:09:22
Oh, so it is.
:09:23
Captain, when you report to your new duty
station, you go to your commanding officer.
:09:30
Captain... Pierce, is it?
:09:32
- Captain Pierce and me have been boozing...
- Good. Been working close to the front.
:09:37
We have slack periods, but when the action
starts you'll get more work in 12 hours...
:09:42
- How many nurses on the base, sir?
- 17.
:09:44
- How many on my...
- Four.
:09:46
- ..than a civilian surgeon in a month.
- I'd like her as my nurse.
:09:49
- it could be arranged.
- And the young girl, the blonde.
:09:52
Father Mulcahy. I'd like you to meet
Captain Pierce, our new surgeon.
:09:56
This is the Catholic chaplain.
Here's Captain Forrest.
:09:59
- Dago Red.
- Dago Red!