:09:01
Oh, Colonel.
I'm Duke Forrest, your new cutter.
:09:05
- That's my driver over here.
- Captain Hawkeye Pierce.
:09:09
- Are you leaving?
- Yes.
:09:11
- Good afternoon, Lieutenant Dish.
- Captain Hawkeye.
:09:14
Captain Hawkeye Pierce, I had a TWX about
you. Seems you stole a jeep at headquarters.
:09:18
No, no, sir. No, I didn't steal a jeep.
No, it's right outside.
:09:22
Oh, so it is.
:09:23
Captain, when you report to your new duty
station, you go to your commanding officer.
:09:30
Captain... Pierce, is it?
:09:32
- Captain Pierce and me have been boozing...
- Good. Been working close to the front.
:09:37
We have slack periods, but when the action
starts you'll get more work in 12 hours...
:09:42
- How many nurses on the base, sir?
- 17.
:09:44
- How many on my...
- Four.
:09:46
- ..than a civilian surgeon in a month.
- I'd like her as my nurse.
:09:49
- it could be arranged.
- And the young girl, the blonde.
:09:52
Father Mulcahy. I'd like you to meet
Captain Pierce, our new surgeon.
:09:56
This is the Catholic chaplain.
Here's Captain Forrest.
:09:59
- Dago Red.
- Dago Red!
:10:00
- Captain Waldowski, our dental officer.
- Known as Painless Pole.
:10:04
- Captain Black, our anaesthesiologist.
- I'm the dentist.
:10:07
- John Black. I'll be passing gas for you.
- Duke? Welcome.
:10:10
- Captain Bandini here.
- Thank you. How are you?
:10:14
- If you boys have any problems, my tent...
- Bandini here. Duke, glad to meet you.
:10:19
l was saying if you have any problems,
my tent is...
:10:22
- Radar! Oh.
- I'm Corporal O'Reilly. They call me Radar.
:10:25
- You'll stay in Major Burns' tent.
- Take them to Major Burns' tent.
:10:29
And I'll change the numbers on the jeep.
:10:31
Oh, and change the numbers on that jeep.
:10:42
Corporal O'Reilly, you're not billeting these
enlisted men in the officers' area, are you?
:10:51
Oh, excuse me.
:10:53
I'm working for my blind brother
who can't afford the trip to Korea.
:10:58
- Unhand me, sir.
- Hey, Duke Forrest.