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- Captain Waldowski, our dental officer.
- Known as Painless Pole.
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- Captain Black, our anaesthesiologist.
- I'm the dentist.
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- John Black. I'll be passing gas for you.
- Duke? Welcome.
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- Captain Bandini here.
- Thank you. How are you?
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- If you boys have any problems, my tent...
- Bandini here. Duke, glad to meet you.
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l was saying if you have any problems,
my tent is...
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- Radar! Oh.
- I'm Corporal O'Reilly. They call me Radar.
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- You'll stay in Major Burns' tent.
- Take them to Major Burns' tent.
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And I'll change the numbers on the jeep.
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Oh, and change the numbers on that jeep.
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Corporal O'Reilly, you're not billeting these
enlisted men in the officers' area, are you?
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Oh, excuse me.
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I'm working for my blind brother
who can't afford the trip to Korea.
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- Unhand me, sir.
- Hey, Duke Forrest.
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Now, that one's mine.
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- Hi, fellas.
- Who? That one?
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- Yeah.
- Who told you that?
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- How do you know that?
- ''Though I walk through the valley
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of the shadow of death,
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l will fear no evil: for thoo art with me.''
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Thou. Thou art with me.
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- Jesus Christ.
- What's that about?
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That's Major Burns, sir. Excuse me.
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- New personnel, Major.
- Good.
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- Hiya. Hawkeye Pierce.
- How do you do?
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- Duke Forrest.
- Frank Burns.
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- How are you?
- Go ahead, Ho-Jon.
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''My cup runneth over.''