:29:02
- That's a captain?
- What's going on? Who started this?
:29:05
l hit him! He's an ignoramus,
that knucklehead!
:29:07
He wouldn't have touched me
if I'd had my guard up.
:29:11
Let us settle this, Colonel,
between ourselves. Alone!
:29:14
Think this is an English boarding school?
:29:16
Mclntyre, you're under arrest.
Confine yourself to quarters.
:29:19
- Henry, are you kidding?
- I deeply regret this unfortunate incident.
:29:23
We try to remember we're a military organization.
:29:26
l should certainly hope so.
:29:28
Vollmer, that man is under arrest.
Confine him to his quarters.
:29:33
- Captain Mclntyre, you are officially...
- Come on. Cut it out, Vollmer.
:29:42
Attention, camp compound. Urine specimens
willbe requiredfrom allpers...
:29:47
Disregard last transmission.
:29:49
- Sorry, Colonel.
- What the hell's the matter with you?
:29:52
- Want some coffee?
- Please.
:29:54
- Ho-Jon, some coffee.
- What's wrong with you?
:29:56
l don't know. I must have lost my punch.
I never expected the son of a bitch to get up!
:30:01
- That's no kind of an answer.
- You know why he did it.
:30:03
l can't have my junior officers
striking each other.
:30:07
Dammit, Henry. Frank Burns is a menace!
:30:10
Every time a patient croaks on him he says
it's God's will or somebody else's fault.
:30:14
This time he blamed it on some kid
who was stupid enough to believe him.
:30:18
I'm tired of you trying to run this outfit.
There's going to be disciplinary action.
:30:22
- What are you gonna do, Henry?
- I'd planned to name Trapper chief surgeon
:30:27
- to consult on your shift and Frank's.
- That's damn good thinking.
:30:31
But now I can't do it for at least a week.
:30:34
lf I announced it now after what our new
chief nurse saw, she'd yell to Washington.
:30:39
Don't you have any sugar in this place?
:30:41
Goodmorning. Today's musical
selections will be rendered by
:30:46
Achi Takamura Seamuchiwa Bobcats.
:30:50
Colonel Blake, General Hammond did not
answer the phone. He was at a football game.
:30:55
- Those generals have all the fun!
- Yes, sir.