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Where do you come from?
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Well, I like to think of the army as my home.
:32:05
Oh, yeah? Yeah?
:32:08
Ho-Jon, bring me some ketchup.
:32:10
- I've been observing the nurses on your shift.
- I know.
:32:13
Naturally, your own opinion
is more informed than mine.
:32:17
You want to know what I think
of the nurses on my team. I'll tell you.
:32:20
l think they're fine,just great.
I'm totally satisfied with them.
:32:25
- Oh, no, that's the second time this week.
- Of course, what do you expect?
:32:38
Welcome, gentlemen.
:32:41
! When the lights go on again
:32:45
! All over the world
:32:48
You got enough room?
:32:58
- Is he all right, Hawkeye?
- Is he all right, Dago?
:33:02
Yes, you mean is he gonna live?
:33:04
He'll live.
:33:06
l hope somebody's gonna be around
tomorrow morning when he wakes up
:33:11
to tell him that he hasn't got
anything between his legs any more.
:33:15
Syngman Rhee paid the light bill.
:33:16
- Major Burns is far from satisfied.
- That doesn't surprise me.
:33:20
Frank Burns does not know
his way around an operating theatre.
:33:24
He does not know his way around a body.
:33:26
And if you'll have observed anything, you'll
have observed that Frank Burns is an idiot.
:33:30
He has flipped his wig, he is out
of his head, he's a lousy surgeon.
:33:34
On the contrary, I have observed that Major
Burns is not only a good technical surgeon,
:33:41
- he is a good military surgeon.
- You finished?
:33:44
l have also noticed that nurses as well as
enlisted men address you as ''Hawkeye''.
:33:49
Because that's my name. Hawkeye.
:33:51
That kind of informality is
inconsistent with maximum efficiency.
:33:54
Oh, come off it, Major!
:33:58
You've put me off my fried lobster.
Do you realise that?