:33:02
Yes, you mean is he gonna live?
:33:04
He'll live.
:33:06
l hope somebody's gonna be around
tomorrow morning when he wakes up
:33:11
to tell him that he hasn't got
anything between his legs any more.
:33:15
Syngman Rhee paid the light bill.
:33:16
- Major Burns is far from satisfied.
- That doesn't surprise me.
:33:20
Frank Burns does not know
his way around an operating theatre.
:33:24
He does not know his way around a body.
:33:26
And if you'll have observed anything, you'll
have observed that Frank Burns is an idiot.
:33:30
He has flipped his wig, he is out
of his head, he's a lousy surgeon.
:33:34
On the contrary, I have observed that Major
Burns is not only a good technical surgeon,
:33:41
- he is a good military surgeon.
- You finished?
:33:44
l have also noticed that nurses as well as
enlisted men address you as ''Hawkeye''.
:33:49
Because that's my name. Hawkeye.
:33:51
That kind of informality is
inconsistent with maximum efficiency.
:33:54
Oh, come off it, Major!
:33:58
You've put me off my fried lobster.
Do you realise that?
:34:02
I'm gonna go back to my bed, I'm gonna
put away the best part of a bottle of Scotch
:34:06
and under normal circumstances,
you being normally what I'd call attractive,
:34:10
l would have invited you back to share my
little bed with me and you might have come.
:34:15
But you really put me off. I mean,
you're what we call a regular army clown.
:34:25
l wonder how such a degenerate
:34:27
could have reached a position
of responsibility in the army.
:34:31
He was drafted.
:34:48
- Radar!
- Your briefcase, sir.
:34:50
- You're going to see Hammond.
- I'm spending the day with Hammond.
:34:53
- Major Burns is in charge.
- Major Burns is in charge.
:34:56
- Good luck.
- See you in the morning.
:34:59
- Any last-minute instructions for the men?
- Radar has all the information.