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:34:02
I'm gonna go back to my bed, I'm gonna
put away the best part of a bottle of Scotch

:34:06
and under normal circumstances,
you being normally what I'd call attractive,

:34:10
l would have invited you back to share my
little bed with me and you might have come.

:34:15
But you really put me off. I mean,
you're what we call a regular army clown.

:34:25
l wonder how such a degenerate
:34:27
could have reached a position
of responsibility in the army.

:34:31
He was drafted.
:34:48
- Radar!
- Your briefcase, sir.

:34:50
- You're going to see Hammond.
- I'm spending the day with Hammond.

:34:53
- Major Burns is in charge.
- Major Burns is in charge.

:34:56
- Good luck.
- See you in the morning.

:34:59
- Any last-minute instructions for the men?
- Radar has all the information.

:35:03
But who's gonna be on CQ tonight?
:35:05
Wait a minute. What about the...?
:35:09
- Oh, Captain.
- Yes, sir.

:35:11
l have some shirts with the buttons missing.
Ask Satsumi to sew them on, please.

:35:15
- I'd be glad to do them.
- You don't have to.

:35:18
- It's nothing. Nice jacket. Is it new?
- Oh, yeah. My... it was sent to me.

:35:23
- You don't have to do that.
- Take care.

:35:26
! Hail to the chief,
he's the best of all the surgeons

:35:30
! He needs a queen to satisfy his urgin's
:35:34
! Hail to the chief,
he's the best of all the trappers

:35:38
! He needs a queen to sit upon his lappers
:35:43
! Hail to the chief,
he's the best of all the cutters

:35:47
! He needs a queen
with a bigger pair of udders

:35:51
! Hail to the chief...
:35:52
Blake's gone out of his mind.
Is that gonna go on all night?

:35:55
! He took his orders
and shoved them up his rectum


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