:52:02
Well, anyway, I took her out last night
and l... I failed.
:52:07
- You mean she wouldn't put out?
- She wanted to, but it was me. I couldn't...
:52:12
- Oh, you couldn't... It wouldn't...
- Yeah, nothing happened. Not at all.
:52:16
That happens to everybody.
It's happened to me four or five times...
:52:20
Yeah, well, it's never happened to me before.
:52:24
Come on. You're the best-equipped
dentist in the army.
:52:27
- You're the dental Don Juan of Detroit.
- That's just a cover-up.
:52:32
- What's a cover-up?
- Don Juanism.
:52:34
- I've been reading about it. It's a cover-up.
- It's a cover-up for what?
:52:40
Well...
:52:44
I'm a fairy.
:52:47
A victim of latent homosexuality.
:52:50
I've turned into a fairy.
:53:00
- Have you... have you done anything?
- No, but it's only a matter of time.
:53:04
l just can't face it.
:53:08
Look, Hawkeye, suppose that
you found out that you were one, huh?
:53:12
- One...?
- Yeah. You wouldn't like telling your wife.
:53:16
- No, I can see that that would be a problem.
- I got the same problem, only multiplied.
:53:23
Well, you know, Man o'War,
:53:25
after they retired him from racing,
they put him out to stud.
:53:31
And he had an average of about 120,
:53:38
130 foals every year.
:53:42
And he lived to be 36.
:53:45
And then when he died they did an autopsy
and found out that he was a raving queen.
:53:52
No, that's a little-known fact, but it's the truth.
:53:55
- Painless has a couple of years left in him.
- Maybe more. He hasn't started raving yet.
:53:59
Painless is a dentist, and a dentist
shouldn't read. That's his problem.