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- Have you... have you done anything?
- No, but it's only a matter of time.

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l just can't face it.
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Look, Hawkeye, suppose that
you found out that you were one, huh?

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- One...?
- Yeah. You wouldn't like telling your wife.

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- No, I can see that that would be a problem.
- I got the same problem, only multiplied.

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Well, you know, Man o'War,
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after they retired him from racing,
they put him out to stud.

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And he had an average of about 120,
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130 foals every year.
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And he lived to be 36.
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And then when he died they did an autopsy
and found out that he was a raving queen.

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No, that's a little-known fact, but it's the truth.
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- Painless has a couple of years left in him.
- Maybe more. He hasn't started raving yet.

:53:59
Painless is a dentist, and a dentist
shouldn't read. That's his problem.

:54:03
His problem is that he believes it.
He is convinced.

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It's an obsession and it is a vital force.
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- Here he comes! The jawbreaker.
- He's not gonna break anything.

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Just act natural.
:54:25
All right, Painless? How's she goin'?
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Something in a marshmallow?
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No, it's OK, fellas. I know
you've been talking about me, and...

:54:37
Well, I came over to tell you that I've decided
that I'm... going to commit suicide.

:54:47
Well, if you're really gonna
go ahead and do it,

:54:50
do you think you could
leave me your record player?

:54:53
- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.

:54:57
Gonna miss you, Painless. How do you
plan to do it? A .45 between the eyes?


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