:54:03
His problem is that he believes it.
He is convinced.
:54:06
It's an obsession and it is a vital force.
:54:11
- Here he comes! The jawbreaker.
- He's not gonna break anything.
:54:15
Just act natural.
:54:25
All right, Painless? How's she goin'?
:54:28
Something in a marshmallow?
:54:32
No, it's OK, fellas. I know
you've been talking about me, and...
:54:37
Well, I came over to tell you that I've decided
that I'm... going to commit suicide.
:54:47
Well, if you're really gonna
go ahead and do it,
:54:50
do you think you could
leave me your record player?
:54:53
- Oh, sure.
- Thank you.
:54:57
Gonna miss you, Painless. How do you
plan to do it? A .45 between the eyes?
:55:01
- That's awful sloppy.
- It's reliable though.
:55:04
Well, that's another thing I wanted to ask you.
:55:07
I'm sort of new at this game and...
:55:10
Do you have any particular
method you'd recommend?
:55:13
I don't know. I think my colleagues and I
could come up with something
:55:16
- to relinquish the vital forces of their...
- Black capsule.
:55:20
- Black capsule.
- Of course. That's neat.
:55:23
What's a black capsule?
You have any? Does it work?
:55:25
lt worked for Hitler and Eva Braun.
lt should work for you.
:55:30
Hawkeye, I really must... I should
check with the military vicar's office.
:55:34
l cannot give absolution to a man who is
about to commit suicide. lt's a mortal sin.
:55:39
Look, Dago, he is not
committing suicide, only intending to.
:55:43
So you're not dealing with an act,
but with an intention.
:55:46
lf it works, he will not commit suicide, so
therefore you're preventing a mortal sin. OK?
:55:51
Well, I should check.
:55:53
- Well, you check on it.
- Well, there's...