:05:00
And now in stereo
:05:23
Thank you.
That is the end of the interval.
:05:26
Will you kindly return
to your seats?
:05:29
We will now be proceeding
with the program as advertised.
:05:36
Darling, you were wonderful.
:05:38
Oh, really?
:05:41
In 1971 the British Empire
lay in ruins.
:05:46
Foreigners frequented the streets,
many of them Hungarians.
:05:50
Not the streets.
The foreign nationals.
:05:52
Anyway, many of these Hungarians went
into tobacconists ' to buy cigarettes.
:05:57
There you are, sir.
Thank you.
:06:05
Good morning, guy.
:06:08
"I will not buy this record.
It is scratched".
:06:12
I'm sorry?
:06:14
l will not buy this record.
lt is scratched.'"
:06:18
Oh, no, no, no.
This is a tobacconist's.
:06:22
Tobaccon ist's.
:06:26
"I will not buy this tobacconist's.
lt is scratched".
:06:29
No. Tobacco.
Um, cigarettes.
:06:32
Ci garettes?
:06:38
- "My hovercraft is full of eels".
- What?
:06:42
""My hovercraft
is fuIl of eels.'"
:06:46
- Ah, matches.
- Yeah ! Matches.
:06:51
- "Do you want..."
- "Do you want".
:06:53
Want.
:06:55
"Do you want to come back to my place?
Bouncy, bouncy".