And Now for Something Completely Different

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In this picture
there are 47 people.

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None of them can be seen.

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In this film,
we hope to show you...

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how not to be seen.

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This is Mr. E. R. Bradshaw
of Napier Court...

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Blackline Road, London, SE 14.

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He cannot be seen.

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Now I'm going to ask him
to stand up.

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Mr. Bradshaw,
will you stand up, please?

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This demonstrates
the value of not being seen.

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In this picture, we cannot see
Mrs. B. J. Smegma...

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of 13 The Crescent, Belmont.

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Mrs. Smegma,
will you stand up, please?

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This is Mr. Nesbitt
of Harlow, Newtown.

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Mr. Nesbitt,
will you stand up, please?

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Mr. Nesbitt has learned
the first lesson of not being seen:

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not to stand up.

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However, he has chosen
a very obvious piece of cover.

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Mr. E. W. Lambert of Homely,
The Burrows, Oswald Street...

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has presented us with a poser.

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We do not know
which bush he is behind.

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But we can soon find out.

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Yes. lt was the middle one.

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Mr. and Mrs. Watson of Hull...

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chose a very cunning way
of not being seen.

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When we called at their house, we found
they had gone on two weeks holiday.

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However, a neighbor told us
where they were.