1:24:00
And here it's Oliver.
He hasn't cleared the jump.
1:24:03
Oh, if only his father
could understand.
1:24:05
And now it's
"Running Over the Old Lady".
1:24:08
Simon in the lead and he's done
it beautifully, right in the midriff.
1:24:11
Back to Oliver.
Oh, he's magnificent, this man.
1:24:14
He doesn't know when he's beaten. He
doesn't know what he's winning either.
1:24:17
He has no sort of sensory apparatus
known to man. Bad luck. Oliver.
1:24:21
And now, it's "Waking the Neighbor".
Simon's there at the front.
1:24:24
He's slamming that door, and woken
the neighbor Simon's moved into first.
1:24:29
The crowd is really excited!
1:24:31
And now it's
"Shooting the Rabbits".
1:24:33
These rabbits have been staked to the
ground so they can't move too much...
1:24:37
as this is only
a one-day event.
1:24:40
There's mist there which l think is
causing the twits a bit of trouble.
1:24:44
And Javais is using
the butt of his rifle!
1:24:46
Vivian's going in with a fist,
and Javais is first away!
1:24:49
And Oliver
has run himself over!
1:24:52
What a great twit!
1:24:54
And now, it's "Taking the Bras off
the Debutantes from the Back".
1:24:57
This is a particularly difficult
event for most of the twits...
1:25:01
one of the ones that takes the most time
on this exacting course.
1:25:04
The crowd are getting excited, and I
think the twits are getting excited too.
1:25:08
And it's Simon into the lead,
closely followed by Nigel!
1:25:12
And it's the final event now!
1:25:14
They have to shoot themselves
to become upper class twit of the year.
1:25:17
Simon can't get the bra off his finger
it 's Nigel there!
1:25:21
Nigel misses!
Simon's missing!
1:25:23
Nigel misses again!
And Javais has shot himself!
1:25:26
Javais is
upper class twit of the year!
1:25:30
Vivian is there!
He's not having any luck!
1:25:32
Simon shoots.
Simon has shot Vivian!
1:25:35
Simon has shot Vivian
into second place.
1:25:38
And Simon shoots himself.
Simon is third.
1:25:41
And Nigel clubs himself
into fourth place!
1:25:44
And so, the final result:
1:25:46
first and upper class
twit of the year...
1:25:48
Javais Brookhamster of Kensington...
1:25:51
runner up, Vivian Smith Smythe Smith
of Mayfair...
1:25:53
and third, Simon Zinc
Trumpet Harris of Kensington.