And Now for Something Completely Different
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1:23:00
Any moment now they're going to have the
big off. This is always a tense moment.

1:23:05
And they're off!
1:23:07
No, they're not. They didn't realize
that they had to start with the gun.

1:23:11
l think the starter has explained to
them. Several are beginning to point.

1:23:14
And ready again,
and off again!

1:23:17
This time, yes,
a really fast start!

1:23:19
lt's Vivian going for the lead
Oliver's running wide to the right!

1:23:22
And to the left but,
he'll soon pick up the line...

1:23:25
into the first event which is,
walking along a straight line.

1:23:28
The twits have to walk along these lines
without falling over.

1:23:31
This is Oliver's worst event.
He's having a little trouble.

1:23:33
Simon's coming through.
Nigel's coming through.

1:23:36
Oliver's over at the back. Never mind.
He'll get up. He's a great fighter.

1:23:40
He's having...
Oh dear, never mind.

1:23:42
We're coming to the second event,
the matchbox jump.

1:23:45
Two layers of matchboxes for the twits
to clear. Nigel and Simon are over!

1:23:48
And Vivian has refused.
1:23:51
And now,
it's "Kicking the Beggar".

1:23:53
And Nigel to put the brogue in there!
Oh, beautifully placed!

1:23:57
The beggar is down,
and the crowd really loved it!

1:24:00
And here it's Oliver.
He hasn't cleared the jump.

1:24:03
Oh, if only his father
could understand.

1:24:05
And now it's
"Running Over the Old Lady".

1:24:08
Simon in the lead and he's done
it beautifully, right in the midriff.

1:24:11
Back to Oliver.
Oh, he's magnificent, this man.

1:24:14
He doesn't know when he's beaten. He
doesn't know what he's winning either.

1:24:17
He has no sort of sensory apparatus
known to man. Bad luck. Oliver.

1:24:21
And now, it's "Waking the Neighbor".
Simon's there at the front.

1:24:24
He's slamming that door, and woken
the neighbor Simon's moved into first.

1:24:29
The crowd is really excited!
1:24:31
And now it's
"Shooting the Rabbits".

1:24:33
These rabbits have been staked to the
ground so they can't move too much...

1:24:37
as this is only
a one-day event.

1:24:40
There's mist there which l think is
causing the twits a bit of trouble.

1:24:44
And Javais is using
the butt of his rifle!

1:24:46
Vivian's going in with a fist,
and Javais is first away!

1:24:49
And Oliver
has run himself over!

1:24:52
What a great twit!
1:24:54
And now, it's "Taking the Bras off
the Debutantes from the Back".

1:24:57
This is a particularly difficult
event for most of the twits...


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