1:11:17
Psst. All clear.
1:11:29
Vocational guidance counselor.
1:11:43
Ah, Mr. Anchovy.
Do sit down.
1:11:47
Oh, thank you. Take the weight
off the feet, eh?
1:11:50
Yes.
1:11:52
Lovely weather
for the time of year, l must say.
1:11:55
Enough of this gay banter. Mr. Anchovy,
you asked us to advise you...
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which job in life
you were best suited for.
1:12:01
- That is correct.
- Well. l have the results here...
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of all the interviews and the aptitude
tests that you took last week...
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and from them we've built up clear
impression of the person you are...
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and l think l can say
without fear of contradiction...
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that the ideal job for you
is accountancy.
1:12:18
But l am an accountant.
1:12:19
Jolly good. Well, back
to the office with you then.
1:12:22
No, no,
you don't understand.
1:12:24
l've been an accountant
for the Iast 20 years.
1:12:27
But l want a new job, something
exciting that will let me live.
1:12:30
But accountancy
is quite exciting.
1:12:32
Exciting? No, it's not.
1:12:36
lt's dull, dull, duIl!
1:12:38
My God, it's dull.
1:12:41
lt's so deadly dull
and tedious...
1:12:44
and stuffy and boring
and desperately dull !
1:12:48
I can't stand it any longer.
l want to live.
1:12:51
Well, yes, Mr. Anchovy, but,
you see, in your report here...
1:12:54
it says that you are
an extremely dull person.
1:12:59
Our experts describe you as...