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in a scene of such
spectacular proportions...

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that it could never in your life be seen
in a low-budget film like this.

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lf you'd notice,
my mouth isn't moving either.

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But just as the monster cat
was starting to weaken...

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the earth split apart
with a deafening roar and...

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Hello. l wish
to register a complaint.

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- Hello. Miss?
- What do you mean, "miss"?

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Oh, l'm sorry. l have a cold.
l wish to make a complaint.

:55:16
Sorry.
We're closing for lunch.

:55:19
Nevermind that, my lad.
l wish to complain about this parrot...

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what l purchased not half an hour ago
from this very boutique.

:55:25
Oh, yes, the Norwegian blue.
What's wrong with it?

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l'll tell you what's
wrong with it, my lad.

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lt's dead.
That's what's wrong with it.

:55:34
No, it's resting. Look.
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Look, my Iad, l know a dead parrot when
l see one and l'm looking at one now.

:55:41
No, that's not dead,
it's resting.

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- Resting?
- Yeah, resting.

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Remarkable bird, the Norwegian blue,
isn't it? Beautiful plumage.

:55:49
The plumage don't enter into it.
lt's still dead.

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No, it's resting.
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All right, then.
lf it's resting, l'lI wake it up.


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