And Now for Something Completely Different
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:19:04
- Yes.
- Well?

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Well, l mean,
you're a man of the world, aren't ya?

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l mean, you know, you've, uh...
you've been around. You've been there.

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- What do you mean?
- Well, you know, you've...

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You've done it, uh, with a lady.
:19:19
- You've slept with a lady.
- Yes.

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What's it like?
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Well, l think it's overrated.
:19:30
Shut up, you !
:19:33
- Good evening, class!
- Good evening.

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- Where's all the others, then?
- They're not here.

:19:39
l can see that!
What's the matter with 'em?

:19:42
- Don't know.
- Perhaps they've got flu.

:19:45
Flu! They should eat
more fresh fruit!

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Right! Now, self-defense!
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Tonight I shaIl be carryin' on
from where we got to last week...

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when l was showin' you how to
defend yourselves against anyone...

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who attacks you armed
with a piece of fresh fruit

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- You said we wouldn't do fruit again.
- What do you mean?

:20:11
We've done fresh fruit
for the last nine weeks.

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What's wrong with fruit?
You think you know it all, eh?

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Can't we try something eIse?
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Like someone who attacks you
with a pointed stick.

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Pointed stick?
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We want to learn how to defend ourselves
against pointed sticks, do we?

:20:30
Gettin' all
high and mighty, eh?

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Fresh fruit not
good enough for you, eh?

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Well, let me telI you
somethin', my lad!

:20:40
When you're walkin' home tonight
and some great homicidal maniac...

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comes after you with a bunch of
loganberries, don't come cryin' to me!

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Right!
And now the passion fruit.

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When your assailant lunges at you
with a passion fruit, like thus--

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- We done the passion fruit.
- What?


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