1:13:01
"an appallingly dull fellow",
"unimaginative"...
1:13:04
"timid, spineless",
"easily dominated"...
1:13:08
"no sense of humor,"
"tedious company"...
1:13:11
and "irrepressibly
drab and awful".
1:13:13
And where as in most professions
these would be considerable drawbacks...
1:13:16
in accountancy
they are a positive boon.
1:13:19
l'm only as awful as this
because accountancy does this to peopIe.
1:13:23
Can't you help me?
1:13:25
Any idea of what you want to be?
1:13:27
- Yes. Yes, l have.
- What is it?
1:13:30
A lion tamer.
1:13:35
Yes. Of course,
it's a bit of a jump, isn't it...
1:13:38
accountancy to lion taming
in one go?
1:13:41
Don't think it'd be better to work your
way towards lion taming via banking?
1:13:45
- Or insurance?
- No! l don't want to wait.
1:13:47
l want to start immediately.
Tomorrow morning at 9:00...
1:13:50
l want to be in there, taming.
1:13:52
Yes, but what qualifications
do you have?
1:13:55
- l've got a hat.
- A hat?
1:13:58
Yes, a lion taming hat, a hat
with "Lion Tamer" written on it...
1:14:01
and it lights up, saying "Lion Tamer"
in big red neon letters...
1:14:05
so you can tame them
after dark.
1:14:07
- l see.
- During the day, you switch it off...
1:14:09
and you can claim it as reasonable wear
and tear under "allowable expenses"...
1:14:13
under paragraph 335...
1:14:15
Yes. l follow.
But, you see, the snag is...
1:14:18
if l now call the service
and say to them...
1:14:20
"l've got a 45-year-old accountant
who wants to become a lion tamer"...
1:14:25
their first question is not going to be
"Does he have his own hat?"
1:14:29
They're more likely to ask
what experience you've had with lions.
1:14:33
- l've seen'em at the zoo.
- Good.
1:14:37
Little brown, furry creatures with
short, stumpy legs and great long noses.
1:14:41
I could tame one of those.
l don't know what all the fuss is about.
1:14:44
Look pretty tame
to start with.
1:14:46
And these lions,
how high are they?
1:14:49
Oh, about so high .
They don't frighten me at all.
1:14:53
And do these Iions eat ants?
1:14:55
Yes, that's right.
1:14:58
Well, l'm afraid what you've got hold of
there, Mr. Anchovy, is an anteater.